KENNY-WAYNE, SON OF THANOS AND BETTY WHITE, BEGAN HIS TATTOOING CAREER IN 3300 BC, WHICH IS TECHNICALLY IN 2006. IT IS SAID THAT HE WAS THE MASTER MIND BEHIND THE ICEMAN'S TATTOO AND THE HACKING OF A CERTAIN INTERNET PROVIDER. KENNY-WAYNE HAS BEEN REINCARNATED THROUGH THE YEARS AND HAS TAKEN ON MANY HUMAN FORMS. HIS MOST NOTORIOUS PERSONA WAS A VIKING PIRATE, WHO DEFEATED THE RED PRIESTESS IN THE BATTLE OF HELMS DEEP AT HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY. HIS REWARD FOR THIS MOST EPIC TRIUMPH WAS THE GIFT OF LIFELONG TATTOOING ABILITIES, GIVEN TO HIM BY THE GREEK GOD ZEUS AND PRESIDENT GEORGE WASHINGTON.

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IN THE 21ST CENTURY, HE IS WELL KNOWN FOR HIS INABILITY TO BE PUNCTUAL AS WELL AS HIS SKILLS IN BLACK AND GREY REALISM.